A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who was not MY WIFE !"
Audience was in Shock & Silence.
He added, SHE WAS MY MOTHER..
Applause & Laughter!
A Top Manager Tried this at Home.
After a Heavy Drink, He said loudly to his Wife, in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who was not my WIFE..!
Standing for a Moment trying to recall the 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I can't remember who She was..
By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed, recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.
And finally the Moral of the Story is : DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE..!! :)
About Me
- HariShankar
- My heart will never be free, To push aside the longings I still feel, My eyes will never forget, The fields of patchwork green Soft rain so real, In my dreams I keep searching For those paths I never find........... There're many suspenses,sorrows,surprises stored for the next minute in this world. Meeting you is also one such surprise i hope. I'm embarking on a journey with a hope on this surprise springing world. I believe that there are many pleasant surprises in store for your future.......!! ALSO I VERY MUCH LIKE, LOVE THESE LINES OF ROBERT FROST...WONDERFULL LINES....... "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.., But I have promises to keep.., And miles to go before I sleep.., And miles to go before I sleep... !!"
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