Mischievous kids

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, ‘We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!’.

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.

The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,’Where is God?’

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, ‘WHERE IS GOD?’

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened.

The younger brother replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.’ - 

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A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, ‘We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!’.

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.

The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,’Where is God?’

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, ‘WHERE IS GOD?’

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened.

The younger brother replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.’ - See more at: http://inspireurfriend.blogspot.in/2013/06/funny-little-boys-ha-ha-ha.html#sthash.sENs7aUo.dpuf

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, ‘We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!’.

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.

The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,’Where is God?’

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, ‘WHERE IS GOD?’

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened.

The younger brother replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.’ - See more at: http://inspireurfriend.blogspot.in/2013/06/funny-little-boys-ha-ha-ha.html#sthash.sENs7aUo.dpuf

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, ‘We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!’.

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.

The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,’Where is God?’

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, ‘WHERE IS GOD?’

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened.

The younger brother replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.’ - See more at: http://inspireurfriend.blogspot.in/2013/06/funny-little-boys-ha-ha-ha.html#sthash.sENs7aUo.dpuf

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, ‘We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!’.

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.

The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,’Where is God?’

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, ‘WHERE IS GOD?’

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened.

The younger brother replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.’ - See more at: http://inspireurfriend.blogspot.in/2013/06/funny-little-boys-ha-ha-ha.html#sthash.sENs7aUo.dpuf

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, ‘We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!’.

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.

The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,’Where is God?’

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, ‘WHERE IS GOD?’

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened.

The younger brother replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.’ - See more at: http://inspireurfriend.blogspot.in/2013/06/funny-little-boys-ha-ha-ha.html#sthash.sENs7aUo.dpuf

SMS - Love proposal

There was this guy who was in love with a certain girl, but never had the guts to tell her.

One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her a text message saying, ‘I love you, I wanna date You.

Please reply and tell me how You feel.’

A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone.

He was so scared & tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until in the morning when he is less tensed.

When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath, combed his hair, then climbed back in bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message.

As he started reading this is what he saw…….

Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again. 

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Never loose an opportunity

Courtesy & Thanks : Uma Rani & Inspirational, Motivational & Moral Stories For All

 

A Young man wished to marry the Farmer's Beautiful Daughter.

He went to the Farmer to ask his permission.

The Farmer looked him over and said, "Son, Go stand out in that field.
I'm going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you can marry my daughter."

The young man stood in the pasture awaiting the first bull. The barn door opened and out ran the biggest, meanest-looking bull he had ever seen.

He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let t he bull pass through the pasture out the back gate.

The barn door opened again. Unbelievable. He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life.

It stood pawing the ground, grunting, slinging slobber as it eyed him.
Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice than this one. He ran to the fence and let the bull pass through the pasture, out the back gate.

The door opened a third time. a smile came a cross his face. This was the Weakest, scrawniest little bull he had ever seen. This one was his bull. As the bull came
running by, he positioned himself just right and jumped at just the exact moment.

He Grabbed...

But The Bull Had No Tail!

Moral Of the story:
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Life Is Full Of Opportunities.
Some Will Be Easy To Take Advantage Of,
Some Will Be Difficult.
But Once We Let Them Pass (Often In Hopes Of Something Better),
Those Opportunities May Never Again Be Available.
So Always Grab The First Opportunity .

ஃபேஸ்புக்கில் அப்பாடக்கர் ஆவது எப்படி?

(இது தற்போது facebook ல் நடைபெற்று கொண்டிருக்கும் சம்பவங்களின் தொகுப்பே)

1. முதல்ல உங்ககிட்ட ஒரு கேமரா இருக்கனும்... முக்கியமான விஷயம் அதுல zoom எஃபெக்ட் நல்லா இருக்கனும். உதாரணமா உங்க கால்ல ஒரு கொசு கடிக்க உக்காருதுன்னு வச்சிக்குவோம்... அத மடார்ன்னு அடிச்சி கொன்னுட கூடாது. உடனே உங்க கேமராவ எடுங்க. அந்த கொசுவ மட்டும் zoooooooooooooooom பண்ணி ஒரு ஃபொட்டோ எடுத்து "என்னை இன்று கடிக்க வந்த கொசு அப்புடிங்கற கேப்ஷனோட போட்டீங்கன்னு வைங்க லைக்கு அள்ளிக்கும்.

2. அப்புறம் நீங்க Onsite la இருக்கமாதிரி (இல்லைன்னா கூட) காட்டிக்கனும்.. அதாவது உங்க profile ல லொக்கேஷன்கிற எடத்துல யூரோப்புல உள்ள எவனுக்குமே தெரியாத ஒரு ஊர போட்டுக்கனும். அது மட்டும் பத்தாது... நீங்க லெதர் ஜாக்கெட் போட்டுகிட்டு ஒரு ஒரு மரத்த கட்டி புடிச்ச மாதிரியோ, இயற்கைய ரசிக்கிற மாதிரியோ ஒரு ஃபோட்டோவுக்கு போஸ் குடுக்கனும். (லெதர் ஜாக்கெட் மிகவும் முக்கியம் அமைச்சரே) அப்பதான் நீங்க ஆன் சைட்டுல இருக்கீங்கன்னு நம்புவாங்க.

3. கலைக்கண்ணோட எடுக்கப்பட்ட ஃபோட்டோக்கள அப்லோடு பண்ணனும். அது என்ன கலைக்கண்ணோட எடுக்கப்பட்ட ஃபோட்டோன்னு கேக்குறீங்களா..அதாவது கேமராவ நேர வச்சி எடுத்தா அது எல்லாரும் எடுக்குற சாதாரண ஃபோட்டோ... அதே கேமராவ 45 degree சாய்ச்சா மாதிரி எடுத்தா அதுக்கு பேரு photography. அதுமட்டும் பத்தாது... அந்த போட்டோவுல உங்க friend list la உள்ள எல்லாரையும் மறக்காம tag பண்ணி விட்டுடனும்.

4. நீங்க கொடைக்கானலோ இல்லை ஊட்டியோ டூர் போனீங்கன்னா அங்க ஒரு சுமாரா ஒரு 500 போட்டோ எடுத்துருப்பீங்க... அத அப்புடியே ஃபேஸ்புக்குல பொளக்குன்னு அப்லோட் பண்ணிட கூடாது... "குப்புசாமி Uploaded 305 photos in his album kodai tour" ன்னு ஒரு நோட்டிஃபிகேஷன் வந்துச்சின்னு வச்சிக்குங்க... எல்லாரும் வெறிச்சி ஓடிருவாய்ங்க. நீங்க அப்லோட் பண்ண ஃபோட்டோக்கள்ல சைடு ஆங்கிள்ல திரும்பி நிக்கிறது, சிரிக்கிறது , மொறைக்கிறது வெக்கப்படுறது, பிஸ் அடிக்கிறதுன்னு கண்ட ஃபோட்டோக்கள்லாம் இருக்கும்... அதுல கேமரா ஷேக் ஆயி பொகை மூட்டமாவே ஒரு 50 ஃபோட்டோ இருக்கும். அத அப்புடியே upload பண்ணுவீங்க. இதே மாதிரி பண்ணிட்டு இருந்தா உங்கள எல்லாரும் unfriend பன்ண கூஅட வாய்ப்பு இருக்கு

5. பசிக்கொடுமை, ஏழ்மை இந்த மாதிரி விஷயங்கள கண்டா நீங்க பொங்கி எழனும்.... "உதாரணமா உகாண்டா மக்கள் சாப்பாட்டிறே கஷ்டப்படுறாங்க... நம்ம ஊர்ல சினிமா காரங்க மேல பால ஊத்திகிட்டு இருக்காங்க.. " அப்புடின்னு ஒரு சைடு பசியால் வாடுற மக்களையும், இன்னொரு பக்கம் ரஜினி படத்துக்கோ அஜித் படத்துக்கோ ரசிகர்கள் பால் ஊத்துற மாதிரி உள்ள படத்தையும் மெர்ஜ் பண்ணி ஒரு ஃபோட்டோ upload பண்ணனும்.. அதுனால நீங்க பட்டினியா இருக்கனும்னோ இல்ல பசிக்கிறவங்களுக்கு சாப்பாடு போடனும்னோ அவசியம் இல்ல. நீங்க பசிக்குதுன்னு பிச்சை கேக்குறவனுக்கு ஒரு ரூவா கூட போடாம 1000 ரூவாய்க்கு பீஸ்ஸா... பர்க்கர்... ஸ்பிரிங்ங்ங்ங்ங்ங்ங்ங்ங்ங் ரோல் ன்னு என்ன வேணா சாப்புடலாம். எவனுக்கும் தெரியாது.

6. அப்புறம் இந்த விஜய்,அஜித் மாதிரி கமர்ஷியல் ஹீரோக்கள பாத்தாலே உங்களுக்கு அலர்ஜி வரனும்.. அதாவது நீங்க US la தான் born and brought up மாதிரியும், only இங்கிலீஸ் படங்கள் தான் பாப்பீங்கங்குற மாதிரியும் "இந்த தமிழ் படங்களே இப்புடித்தான்... so boring ya" அப்புடின்னும் சீனப்போடனும்...

7. அப்புறம் இந்த டி.ஆர், பவர் ஸ்டார், சாம் ஆண்டர்சன் இவங்கல்லாம் உங்க கண்ணுல மனுஷங்களாவே தெரியக்கூடாது... அவங்கள எதோ வினோதமான ஜந்துக்கள் மாதிரியே நீங்க ட்ரீட் பண்ணனும்.. அவங்கள பத்தின போஸ்ட் எல்லாத்துலயும் "so funny ya" "funny guys" இந்த மாதிரி கமெண்ட்ஸ் மட்டுமே போடனும். "funny" ங்கற வார்த்தை மிக முக்கியம்.

8. உங்க ஒரிஜினல் பேர முடிஞ்ச அளவு உபயோகிக்க கூடாது... கத்திக்குத்து கந்தன், பெட்டி பெருமாளு, வெட்டு வேலு, பாக்கு ரவின்னு ரவுடிங்க எப்புடி அடைமொழியோட இருக்காங்களோ அதே மாதிரி உங்க பேருக்கு முன்னாடியோ பின்னாடியோ எதாவது ஒரு அடைமொழிய நீங்களே சேத்துக்குங்க.. உதாரணமா உங்க பேரு அசோக்குன்னா அத டான் அசோக்குன்னும் அசாருன்னா அத அசால்டு அசாருன்னும் மாத்தி வச்சிக்கலாம்.. காலப்போக்குல அதுவே உங்களுக்கு நிரந்தரமான பேராயிடும்.

9. அப்புறம் பாதிக்கப்பட்டவங்களுக்கு உதவி பண்ணனும்.. அது எப்புடி பண்றது? கைக்காசு எதும் போயிருமோன்னு பயப்படாதீங்க.. அது ரொம்ப ரொம்ப ஈஸி.. ஒரு குழந்தை சோகமா இருக்கமாதிரி ஒரு ஃபோட்டோ... அதுக்குள்ள, இந்த குழந்தை எலும்பு புற்று நோயால் அவதிப்படுகிறது... அறுவை சிகிச்சை செய்ய 5 லட்சம் ரூபாய் தேவை..Facebook accepted to give 10 paise per each like... please like and save the child" அப்புடின்னு ஒரு ஃபோட்டோவ எவனாவது share பண்ணிருப்பான்.... அதுக்கு மத்தவங்க மாதிரியே ஒரு லைக்போட்டு முடிஞ்சா share பண்ணி விடுங்க.. அவ்ளோதான் கொழந்தைய காப்பத்தியாச்சி... மத்ததெல்லாம் facebook பாத்துக்கும்.

10. எல்லார்கிட்டயும் பாசமா இருக்கனும்... நேர்ல பாத்தா நீங்க சில பேர்ட்ட மூஞ்சி குடுத்து கூட பேசமாட்டீங்க...முன்னாடி விட்டு பின்னாடி அசிங்க அசிங்கமா கூட திட்டிருப்பீங்க.. ஆனா ஃபேஸ்புக்ல அப்புடி வெளிப்படையா எல்லாம் பேசக்கூடாது.. "கலக்குங்க மச்சி" "சூப்பர் மச்சி" "ஆல் த பெஸ்ட் மச்சி" இப்புடிதான் பேசி பழகனும்.. குறிப்பா பொண்ணுங்களுக்குள்ள நிறைய கொழாயடி சண்டை வரைக்கும் நடந்துருக்க்கும்.. ஆனா ஃபேஸ்புக்ல "hi dear" "you are looking awesome dear" "have fun dear" "u rocking dear" இந்த மாதிரி தான் பேசனும். dear ங்கறது பொண்ணுங்களுக்கு தான்... பசங்க அவசரப்பட்டு யூஸ் பண்ணி தோஸ்தானாவ ஃபார்ம் ஆயிராதீங்க..

11. அப்புறம் சில ஃபோட்டோக்கள் upload பண்ணனும்னு போது உங்களுக்கு அதுக்கு என்ன description குடுக்குறதுன்னு தெரியாது.... அந்த மாதிரி சமயங்கள சமாளிக்க ஒரு ஆயுதம் இருக்கு... "how many likes?" அப்புடின்னு போட்டு விட்டுடனும்.... சில தாவர உண்ணிகள் அதுக்கும் லைக் போடும்... ஆன சில ஊண் உண்ணிகள் கெட்ட வார்த்தைல திட்டுறதுக்கு கூட வாய்ப்பு இருக்கு. அதுக்கு கம்பெனி பொறுப்பாகாது.

12. உங்க ஸ்டேடஸ்க்கு likes வாங்குறது ரொம்ப முக்கியம்... சில சமயம் என்ன status போடுறதுண்ணே தெரியலையா...ஒரு சூப்பர் ஐடியா இருக்கு...

If you find your ஜட்டி size in the below numbers.. like it.. அப்புடின்னு போட்டு கீழ

"75, 80, 85, 90, 95, 100, 110"

இப்புடி போட்டுருங்க... இதுக்குள்ள எல்லாரும் வந்துதான் ஆகனும்... கண்டிப்பா லைக் போட்டு தான் ஆகனும்.. அப்ப கோவணம் கட்டுறவங்கள கவர் பண்ண என்ன பண்றதா? அட கோவணத்துக்கெல்லாம் சைஸ் இல்லப்பா... free size தான்.

14. ஸ்டேடஸ் update ரெம்ப ரெம்ப முக்கியம்.. பக்கத்து வீட்டு அக்கா உங்கள சர்ஃப் வாங்கிட்டு வர சொன்னிச்சின்னி வச்சிக்குங்க உடனே பொசுக்குன்னு போயிற கூடாது... வந்து facebook ல "surf வாங்க போறேன்"னு status update பண்ணிட்டு தான் போகனும்.. ஏஞ்சொல்றேன்னா நீங்க சொல்லாம கொல்லாம சர்ஃப் வாங்க பொய்ட்டீங்கன்னு வச்சிக்குங்க உங்க ஆடியண்ஸ் எல்லாம் எங்க பொயிட்டீங்க எங்க பொய்ட்டீங்கன்னு தவியா தவிச்சி போயிருவாங்கல்ல.. அது மட்டும் இல்ல நீங்க உச்சா போறதுக்கு முன்னால கூட ஸ்டேடஸ் அப்டேட் பண்ணிட்டு தான் போகனும்...

15. அதே மாதிரி நீங்க உங்க location la பாப்ப நாயக்கம் பட்டி ன்னு போட்டு வச்சிருப்பீங்க.. திடீர்னு அலுவலக பணிக்காக ரெண்டு நாளூ எருமைநாயக்கம் பட்டிக்கு போறீங்கன்னு வச்சிக்குவோம் உடனே லொக்கேஷன் மாத்திரனும்... ஏன்னா உங்கள பாக்க வர்ற உங்க ரசிகர்கள், பாப்பநாயக்கம்பட்டிக்கு போய் ஏமாந்துரகூடாது பாருங்க...

16. அப்புறம் இந்த பொண்ணுங்கள கண்டா உங்களுக்கு சுத்தமா புடிக்கவே கூடாது.. ச்ச ச்ச... வெளியில மட்டும் தான்...உதாரணமா ஒரு காதல் தோல்வி பாட்டு வந்துச்சின்னு வச்சுக்குங்க அதுல பொண்ணுங்கள தாக்குற மாதிரி உள்ள ரெண்டு லைன அப்புடியே லபக்குன்னு கவ்வி உங்க ஸ்டேடஸ்ல போட்டுக்கணும்.... அப்பதான் நீங்க ரவுடியா ஃபார்ம் ஆக முடியும்... உங்க நண்பர்கள் வட்டமும் பெருசாகும்.. ஏன்னா இந்த குடிகாரய்ங்களும், பொண்ணுங்களால பாத்திக்கப்பட்டவிங்களூம் தான் உடனே friend ஆயிருவாய்ங்க. நீங்க பல பொண்ணுங்க கிட்ட செருப்படி வாங்குன அப்புறம் தான் அந்த state ku போனீங்கங்குற உண்மை யாருக்கும் தெரியக் கூடாது.

17. அப்புறம் இந்த ஆடு வெட்டுறவிங்க, கோழி வெட்டுறவிங்க, மரத்த வெட்டுறவிங்களையெல்லாம் "பாவிங்க" "மனிதாபிமானம் இல்லாதவிங்க"
"இதுங்கள்ளாம் என்ன ஜென்மம்" "இரக்கமில்லாதவர்கள்" ன்னு எப்புடி எப்புடி முடியுமோ அப்புடியெல்லாம் திட்டனும்.. ஏன்னா வெட்டுறங்கதான் குற்றவாளிங்க.. என்ன... நம்ம ஆடு கோழியெல்லாம் திங்கலைன்னா அவங்க ஏன் வெட்ட போறாங்கன்னு கேக்குறீங்களா? அதெல்லாம் கேட்க கூடாது... அவங்க பண்றது தப்பு தான்.. இதயெல்லாம் கேட்டா நீங்க அப்பாடக்கர் ஆக முடியாது...

என்ன ஓகே வா..வெற்றியோட வாங்க

இவ்வாறாகச் செய்து வந்தால் வருடத்தின் இந்த நாள் மட்டுமல்லாமல் எந்த நாளும் இனிய நாளாகவே அமையும்.

Courtesy : Mark Zuckererg :)

Courtesy : Srinivasan (Who shared this)

Stock Market - Simple & Superb Explanation :)

Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them..

The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it ! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50. " The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought
all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere !

Welcome to the 'Stock Market'!

The Success Of Marriage

Courtesy & Thanks to : Sunantha for sharing this.

I hope U Will Enjoy This Short Story.......

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. " :D :P ;)

The Pig & the Horse

Courtesy & Thanks to Sunantha who shared this

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbor had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him.

A month later, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said:
- Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation.

The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said:
- Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!

On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig came back and said:
- Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three...

On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:
- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.

After they left, the pig approached the horse and said:
- Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on.... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:
- It's a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party.

Let's kill the pig! ( Because in the foreign country meat means PIG, COW, first)

Points for reflection: This often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who is actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen. :D

Remember:

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!

If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember:
Amateurs built the Ark [which saved all the species] and professionals built the Titanic [all died tragically]

Nice Chat Story..!!!

(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's )

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.

Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE.
NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

Don't COPY if u can't PASTE..!! :)

A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who was not MY WIFE !"

Audience was in Shock & Silence.
He added, SHE WAS MY MOTHER..

Applause & Laughter!

A Top Manager Tried this at Home.
After a Heavy Drink, He said loudly to his Wife, in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who was not my WIFE..!

Standing for a Moment trying to recall the 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I can't remember who She was..

By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed, recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.

And finally the Moral of the Story is : DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE..!! :)

A little Indian boy to GOD (Rs 50 & Rs 20)

Courtesy & Thanks : Unknow (Got it in a forward mail)

Funny but true.. read....laugh

A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.

'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'

Hope U Will Share It Too And thus Give Your Friends Some Good Laugh :p