Don't COPY if u can't PASTE..!! :)

A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who was not MY WIFE !"

Audience was in Shock & Silence.
He added, SHE WAS MY MOTHER..

Applause & Laughter!

A Top Manager Tried this at Home.
After a Heavy Drink, He said loudly to his Wife, in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who was not my WIFE..!

Standing for a Moment trying to recall the 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I can't remember who She was..

By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed, recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.

And finally the Moral of the Story is : DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE..!! :)